Proof that I still don’t belong in the world of grown-ups…


Me: Couches are insanely pricey. All for the sake of my bum!? No way! Hey look at these! They’re egg-shaped and they come with their own ottoman.
Mom: Those aren’t as hideous as I envisaged.
Me: The price is great too.
Mom: Problem. Look.
Me: I’m looking and liking. I don’t see a problem.
Mom: They’re inflatable.
Me: They’re cheap.
Mom: They’re INFLATABLE.
Me: But they’re CHEAP. 
Mom: How old are you?

I still don’t see the problem…


people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(Source: telapathetic, via remember-to-forgive)